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Yorick's Joke Page

You know, Mom always said I had a good head on my shoulders.

Yes… well, anyway, those of you who have read The Skull of Truth know that Yorick has an absolutely terrible sense of humor. This page is lovingly dedicated to him.


Jokes & Groaners

     Q. What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snowman?
     A. Frostbite.

     Q. Why does a gorilla have big nostrils?
     A. Because it has big fingers.
               (thanks to: Autumn Wiley)

     Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
     A. Because the Chicken hadn't evolved yet.
               (thanks to: Sage Ranieri-Certain )

     Q. What do you call a person who crunches their cornflakes?
     A. A cereal killer!
               (thanks to: Autumn Wiley)

     Q. What are caterpillars afraid of?
     A. Dogerpillars.
               (thanks to: Paige / Mike)

     Q. What do you get if you anesthetize a rabbit?
     A. The ether bunny.

     Q. How do you attract a vegetarian?
     A. Make a noise like a wounded vegetable.

     Q. Whats a ducks favorite snack?
     A. Cheese and quackers.
               (thanks to: Alyssa Bridson)

     Q. What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
     A. Nothing. He just let out a little wine.

     Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
     A. Bunny farts

     Q. If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
     A. Missile toe!

     Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours?
     A. Nacho cheese! (say it fast)

     Q. Why does an elephant lie on the ground with its legs up in the air?
     A. To Trip Birds!!

     Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
     A. You 'neek up on it. (Unique)

     Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
     A. Tame way.

     Q. What goes "ooo, oooo, oooo?"
     A. A cow with no lips.

     Q. What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
     A. Kid's don't eat broccoli.

     Q. Which monster eats the fastest?
     A. The goblin

     Q. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a wizard?
     A. Tyrannosaurus hex!


Silly Book Titles (Can you think up any others?)

     Joe Wins at a Track Meet by C. Howie Runns

     How to Succeed in School by Rita Book

     Foot Coverings by Susan Socks

     Falling Trees by Tim Burr

     Downpour! by Wayne Dwops

     Chased By A Werewolf by Claude Bottom

     The Vampire's Victim by E. Drew Blood

     The Bad-Tempered Werewolf by Claudia Armoff

     Creature From Mars by A. Lee-En

     Monsters I Have Known by O. Pen Jaw

     French Overpopulation by Francis Crowded
               (thanks to: Erik Kao )


Slighty Offensive Jokes -- Enter at Your Own Risk.


Tell Us a Joke!

Bruce loves to hear jokes. Some people have accused him of having a juvenile sense of humor. This is not true. He is simply young at heart.

If you want to share a joke with Bruce, please send it here! If it makes him laugh until milk comes out his nose, he'll probably put it up on this page.

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